This is probably proof that things in Scotland are still a bit weird .

We do have things like television, although the quality of programing is fairly bad.
We have also had videos for some time, seen all 20 films that have been released here though, and I have recently heard of something called DVD. Apparently a cross between a side plate, a video and a high school magazine where they are obligated to use all material that they have collected regardless of relevence, appeal or indeed quality.

These things are obviously open to interpretation, but the cast below is from left to right; Micheal Winner, Ming the Merciless, Carwash, The Moog when he was a werewolf (weremoog?) and of course a pig. At the back we have Danielle looking lovely.